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Too much for one person. There should be more winners per pot. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Equivalent of using a cheat code for max money while still in the lead in. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Beginners luck. I bet she can’t do that twice ! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Put half of it in VOO ETF stocks and enjoy life mah lady | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Finally, she can afford Toronto rent! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Now she can afford a one bedroom apartment in Toronto! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Are there any regions of Canada with warmer weather? I'd love to apply for asylum there but I already live in a cold ass place and can't handle it anymore | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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"First Try"...
LOL - does winning a lottery usually require practice? | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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enough to afford 1 townhouse in Toronto | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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See guys, life it’s fair. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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"first try" - a unique qualifier for a person who doesn't understand probability | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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It was her first try literally. In Canada you have to be 18 to buy a lottery ticket. She had just turned 18 and bought her first lottery ticket. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Let's do follow up in 10 years lolololol. Will she still have millions left or be bankrupt. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Sounds like a fix. Check if his uncle is with the mob and you’ll get your answer. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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I am so happy for her boyfriend | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Yeah and in the US as well…. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Keep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)
This ensures she does not mismanage her money and more importantly locks her funds away from moochers. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Do you really think she could live on 125k/month? She might need to get a part-time job just to be safe. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Lol. I figured a half million extra a year to be safe… you never know with how grocery prices are trending. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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At 125k per month, that's over a million per year. Unless you are taking 50% off for taxes each year, which seems high. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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43M at 3.75% is 1.6M per year.
Actual verifiable rates of return here in Canada are between 3.9 and 4.4% on an monthly dividend paying fund.
I posted a very conservative return after taxes and fees because the actual returns on that size of an investment is ridiculous. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Hope she lives a good life and has good people around her. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Hope she abandons gambling immediately. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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lol ... but she could win a billion if she invested that $48m into the lottery ... think about it. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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“Invest” and “Lottery” should never be used in the same sentence. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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I'm gonna invest. In a lottery.
Better? | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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That’s two sentences | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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That was the point | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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This is not two sentences either | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Never buy another ticket and keep the 100% win rate. Probably only person in history. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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There was a girl who won Grande Vie a few years ago from a ticket given to her as a gift on her 18th birthday in Quebec. She didn’t even buy the ticket. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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I would love to know the reaction of the person who bought the ticket for her. Not enough to google the story of course, I'm no animal, but it sure would be interesting to know. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Sometimes they sue the winner. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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First try?? That’s so lucky she should try buying a lottery ticket | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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$48,000,000? That’s 48,000,000 lottery tickets! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Powerball is 700 million. Turn that 48M into 700 million (before taxes) | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Again, Canadians don't pay tax on lottery winnings. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Her father is a financial advisor. She wants to study medicine and eventually come back to her First Nations community to provide medical care.
Couldn’t have happened to a better person. Good for her. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Someone search for a Grey’s Almanac. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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That’s just loonie tunes | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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And a whole lotta of them! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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What a prodigy. I can't wait to see how many more lotteries she will will in the future. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Ken m? | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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That’s how I expected it to go for me too. Spoiler, I have to get to work | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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"Money doesn't define you," she said. "It's the work you do that will define you."
She's definitely Canadian don'tu say? | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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She’s already giving out advice about money and she only just got it. Next she will say money doesn’t buy happiness 🤣 | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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As a wise person once said, "Money doesn't buy happiness..... but it can help research it". | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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This is the kind of thing you read, get really fucking mad, then realize the universe just hates you and only you and there is nothing you can do about it so you sit there sad and accept it. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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It’s okay, it hates all of us and only all of us 🤣 | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Dang. Can’t imagine. Nor can I imagine continuing school or work. Respect to her. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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She’s planning to go to med school and help out her First Nations community when she becomes a doctor | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Respect to that. I’d be building my barn and continuing my hobbies. And golfing when bored. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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She got ChatGPT to write the numbers for her. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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doesn't work, i tried it - took a while to get the thing to stop telling me that it's gambling though and to cough up the numbers. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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That’s quite funny. Thanks for sharing that 😀 | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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What a terrible precedent! Hope she never discovers gambling after that one! Lol | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Anyone knows how you claim this short of thing? Like if you win, you don't just go back to the grocery store you bought it at, right? Do you have to call them directly or something? | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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You can call them or go to the lotto store and they will call a lotto rep for you. You have to go to one of the lotto main branches to claim , where they will verify your win and then we’ll take your photo and interview you about your win. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Would you have to be pictured with it? What if you wanted to stay anonymous as to not let people around you know? | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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You can apply to remain anonymous but it is only granted in specific and rare cases.
Can a winner remain anonymous?
We consider requests for anonymity on a case by case basis, but the exceptions are rare.
BCLC’s role is to ensure that above all else, the integrity of the lottery system is upheld. In addition to con... | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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"It's the work you do that will define you."
Screw that, I would donate some portion to charity and live easy off the investments. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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I hope she never buys another ticket | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Seems like it's a terrible idea to tell the public you won the lottery. She's gonna be chased by grifters. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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It's the law in Canada, have to publish the winner. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Dead or broke within 6 years.
At least I would have been at that age. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Dad's a financial planner, so she has hope 🙏 | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Odds of dad stealing the money is not insignificant. Winning the lotto brings out a worst in people it can be hard to imagine at times. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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I thought of this as well. The dad is in finances. He can find a way to snatch it. Money does make people monsters. Someone will always fuck over their friends and family for money. Either the ones with it, or the ones who want it.
Money brings out the worst nature in humans. Perhaps their real nature. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain..." | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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I'm so jealous....lucky she never needs to struggle financially ever again | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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Man, I wish that happened to me several years ago. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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It’s almost as if lotteries are entirely random! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
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And people told her shes more likely to be struck by lightning, lookat her now! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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"Canadian teen struck by lightning shortly after winning lottery"
"A Canadian teen has been struck by lightning shortly after winning the lottery. Local man u/Pazoll said 'this was always going to happen - she was more likely to have been struck by lightning, so once she won the lottery it was guaranteed.
This claim... | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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you only need what you need to make it by (attention is like a tax) | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Fuck her. All my homies hate Canadian Teen | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Juliette said she will "carefully" invest the majority of the jackpot with the help of her money manager father.
And there it is. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Thanks for letting us know you just stopped when your opinion was validated and didn’t read the very next sentence! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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I bet it is her last time playing, too. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Too much for one person. There should be more winners per pot. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Equivalent of using a cheat code for max money while still in the lead in. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Beginners luck. I bet she can’t do that twice ! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Put half of it in VOO ETF stocks and enjoy life mah lady | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Finally, she can afford Toronto rent! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Now she can afford a one bedroom apartment in Toronto! | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Are there any regions of Canada with warmer weather? I'd love to apply for asylum there but I already live in a cold ass place and can't handle it anymore | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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"First Try"...
LOL - does winning a lottery usually require practice? | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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enough to afford 1 townhouse in Toronto | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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See guys, life it’s fair. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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"first try" - a unique qualifier for a person who doesn't understand probability | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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It was her first try literally. In Canada you have to be 18 to buy a lottery ticket. She had just turned 18 and bought her first lottery ticket. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Let's do follow up in 10 years lolololol. Will she still have millions left or be bankrupt. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Sounds like a fix. Check if his uncle is with the mob and you’ll get your answer. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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I am so happy for her boyfriend | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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Yeah and in the US as well…. | [
"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
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"Congrats on winning life. We don't pay taxes on it either so she gets the whole thing.",
">\n\nKeep 5 million for herself. $43M in an index fund with monthly dividends would give her a guaranteed $125k per month after capital gains taxes at a guaranteed and secure 3.75%. (Post management fees)\nThis ensures s... |
I’m not a fan of musicals other than one or two (idk why, but I’ve always liked Grease), but I don’t get why people on Reddit bash them to death.
Musicals, like most other forms of entertainment, require suspension of disbelief to work. Nobody speaks and then over-the-top sings and acts out of nowhere with synchronize... | [] |
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Oh totally, I don’t like musicals but I didn’t know people bash them on Reddit. My fiancé and her family love them so I’m surrounded by people that like them, I didn’t know they were unpopular on here | [
"I’m not a fan of musicals other than one or two (idk why, but I’ve always liked Grease), but I don’t get why people on Reddit bash them to death. \nMusicals, like most other forms of entertainment, require suspension of disbelief to work. Nobody speaks and then over-the-top sings and acts out of nowhere with synch... |
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Only the most sheltered teens think this is an unpopular opinion. And they repost it constantly | [
"I’m not a fan of musicals other than one or two (idk why, but I’ve always liked Grease), but I don’t get why people on Reddit bash them to death. \nMusicals, like most other forms of entertainment, require suspension of disbelief to work. Nobody speaks and then over-the-top sings and acts out of nowhere with synch... |
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